The “White Flight” of Los Angeles
by Peggy Sanders
So the other day I drove on Melrose Avenue to the world famous Pink Wall. A notorious sign in LA known for its random flocks of visiting Chinese Tourists who posed to Instagram Selfies. One time even a white woman was there, and she smiled at me but was obviously uncomfortable.
This brought great sadness to my Republican Heart. What is the state of America these days!! First they told us being white is a crime. Then Nancy Pelosi and the demoRATS attacked our courage during the Harvey Weinstein trials of 2021. What does somebody need to do to get some DECENT prunes around here?
Luckily I found the source of courage. A strong willed man by the name of William Armstrong who was born in Glendale, but stationed on the Beverly Hills Strip. He made it a point to go to the Pink Wall and hand out Army leaflets to the Chinese Tourists.
Would they take the bait?
“It used to be cool to be white. But now in our Selfie Culture, I feel lost and not knowing where to go. If they can snap photos, they better be ready to pull a rifle the next time we invade Southern Asia.”